Perfect in my Imperfection.

“Is Microsoft known for their chicks?“

Went to a Vineyard for a wine-tasting for the first time ever today! Always saw those fancy pics of people going to them and never expected I would, too, haha. Especially not so soon in my life! But it was actually really fun. Had enough wine to get that slight warm feeling, learned a lot about wines and how they’re made, and got some really nice pictures since one person brought their DSLR. It’s hard to believe that just 20 minutes away from campus was this insanely beautiful blue-ridge mountains and immense greenery. It was wonderful.  

Also, it was really interesting. I was in such an open space with so much grass and mountains in the background.. it felt surreal. I almost felt like I was using the Oculus Rift or something because of the way the scene changed as I moved my head, just because of all the open-ness. Also the scenery reminded me of the fortnight maps with all the barnyards and things hahaha! 

Shazam: Hey do you know where I can buy beeswax?
me: Why do you want beeswax?
Shazam: So I can wax my jeans..
me: You want to wax your jeans with beeswax?
Shazam: Yeah…
me: … Why?
Shazam: It makes it water-proof
me: In case you pee your pants?
Shazam: I mean that’s one benefit :/

Shazam: Hey did you grade those AI papers yet?
me: Oh yeah, I basically ctrl+F’d for “Chinese” and gave the student a 10/10
me: Wait no I’m not racist- I can explain!

Explanation: The professor had said if the student mentioned the Chinese Room or Chinese Brain to defend their arguments then we should give them full points.

me: You know, coding in Sublime is a lot nicer than in Emacs
Shazam: Yeah… have you tried Atom?
me: Oh yeah, I really like Adam!
Shazam: *starts searching up atom*
me: Oh no, I meant A-D-A-M
Shazam: *searches up “adam”*
me: …
Shazam: *searches up “adam text editor”*

me: Hey you wanna get nood at night? (referring to In The Nood)
Erik: What strip- why does everyone want me to take my clothes off..

me: Dude he’s ripped!
Shazam: I’m not ripped! I’m scratching my butt!

I was smiling really hard today and Hannah pointed out the kale in my teeth to me. True friends point out the kale in your teeth :’)

Shazam: You know, if I didn’t know you were dating Judy I would’ve thought you were gay. You’re just not a straight guy who’s really angsty or something. You’re kind, happy in general, take selfies, smile a lot… I dunno what it is…